Last night Mike and I went to a Diamondbacks game (to watch them lose, as it turned out) and it didn't cost us a dime. We had awesome seats, free parking, and plenty of food. Mike had won the tickets in a trivia contest at work, so we couldn't pass up the opportunity to go. They came with a free parking pass too, for the parking garage right across the street. We thoroughly enjoyed the night out, the game... and our overpriced pizza and hotdogs and soft pretzels, all paid for with money we'd gotten selling some stuff on Craigslist. It was a great night, made even better by the knowledge that we didn't go further into debt to do it.
And so as not to shatter my illusion of perfection, I'm pretending we didn't drive our gas-guzzling SUV to get there.